The Man In The Santa Suit Lyrics - Out-of-state Plates - Fountains Of Wayne

At the KOC local 313 

There's a fat man standing by the soda machine 

And he knows, he knows, he knows 

Life can be funny 

He calls the hair salon says, "Put Loretta on 

'Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone 

And I know, I know, God knows 

We need the money" 

He's a big red cherry 

But it's hard to be merry 

When the kids are all laughing 

Saying, "Hey, it's Jerry Garcia 

Ain't he cute? 

The man in the Santa suit" 

And all the moms in town bring their brats around 

And they can't sit still or keep their root beer down 

Now it's up, hey how 'bout that 

It looks like a milkshake 

Now Jimmy's grown this year says, "Mommy quick come here 

Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer" 

And he says, "Kid, shut your mouth 

You give me a headache" 

And he's jolly and hairy 

But it's hard to be merry 

When the guys at the bar 

Say he looks like a fairy 

But he's doing it just for the loot 

The man in the Santa suit 

And he's a big red cherry 

He's jolly and hairy 

Everyone's laughing 

But he doesn't care, he stays cool 

Ain't he cute? 

The man in the Santa suit