Ugly Girl Lyrics - Singles - Fleming & John

When I saw you at the grocery store 

You were sharing a shopping cart with her 

And I couldn't turn and run away, I didn't know what to say 

You introduced us for the first time 

And I had to look her in the eye 

But you could not imagine my surprise, can't you see 

You're leaving me for an ugly girl 

Does she talk about politics 

And all the stuff that used to make me sick 

Does she smoke cigars and stay up late, oh, she's so great 

Does she tell you what you want to hear 

And I bet that she can grow a beard 

I'd feel better thinking you were queer, it's not fair 

I can't compare to an ugly girl 

To an ugly girl 

The jokes on me 

I feel jealous and I feel mean 

Is she so nice that it makes up for her face, there's no way 

Do you have to keep your eyes closed 

Do you have to keep the lights down low 

Oh, I bet you wish you had a blindfold, can't you see 

You're leaving me for an ugly girl 

For an ugly girl 

She's an ugly girl, a real ugly girl 

She's an ugly girl, an ugly girl 

She's an ugly girl