Mr. Z Lyrics - Five

Excuse me can you help me straighten out my head? 

I gotta new friend by the name of Mr. Z 

(Well, what's wrong with that don't you like what you see?) 

Hmm, if I had a choice, yo, I'd rather be me 

See he's kinda not like a kinda average kinda guy 

Kinda say what, make ya kinda say why 

Did you see that, what he did to his cat? 

It's all big and fat and now it wears caps 

Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life 

With a house on the corner for his kids and wife 

Works all day, trying' to make ends meet 

Just the same as everybody does, down his street 

Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car 

But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far 

He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four 

Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore 

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Yo, you gotta sit back, relax while I hit you with a tale 

Of a guy who would try but he's always gonna fail 

M I S T E R Z, he doesn't realize 

That it wasn't really meant to be 

Him up at the top, he never wanna stop 

The fool, up in the pool doin' a big belly flop 

Now even sunbathing, he could never get it right 

'Cause he even tried to do it in the middle of the night 

Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life 

With a house on the corner for his kids and wife 

Works all day, trying' to make ends meet 

Just the same as everybody does, down his street 

Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car 

But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far 

He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four 

Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore 

Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life 

With a house on the corner for his kids and wife 

Works all day, trying' to make ends meet 

Just the same as everybody does, down his street 

Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car 

But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far 

He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four 

Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore 

Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life 

With a house on the corner for his kids and wife 

Works all day, trying' to make ends meet 

Just the same as everybody does, down his street 

Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car 

But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far 

He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four 

Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore