Album: Cheeses Of Nazareth (2003) When I was young, in the good old days on the farm, all I ate was dog food. Dog food! keeps a horse employed. Dog food! A whole meal for a nickel. All the poor dogs whimper and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed. Dog food! On some bread with a pickel. Dog food! Guaranteed to dirve your hunger away. Dog food! Good for girls and boys. Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow, because my mom's on probation. Dog food! Most kids like it more than broccoli. Eggplant, brussel sprouts go down and come out, nothing goes down smooth like Ken-L-Ration. [Chorus] Aplo! Kibble! Iams! Purina! Milkbone! Soupebone! Horse meat! Yeah! [Chorus]