Battle Dancing Unicorns Lyrics - Five Iron Frenzy

Shut your face 

High school jerks 

We're about to show you how this works 

Are we cool? 

Laser beams 

We're about to awesome all your dreams 

And you'll say, "What are you, some kind of computer?" 

And we'll say, "A cyborg pimp from the future." 

And I'm going def for sheezy 

I'm feeling a bit uneasy. 

Let's get this straight: 

Oh yeah, we are the champions 

We'll be battle dancing 

Unicorns 

Oh yes 

Battle dancing unicorns 

It's not too late 

You could gamble on the 

Heavy hitters 

While we're battle dancing unicorns 

With glitter 

Twelve-o-clock? 

Party rock 

We're hip- hoppin' and we can't quite stop 

Aggro hair 

Grizzly Bear 

Bet you've never met a thousand-aire 

Then you'll say, "Whatever, I think you're moronic." 

And we'll say, "Not really, we're only bionic." 

And you're still in high school 

But have to acknowledge 

That we are professors at Robot Spy College. 

To be what I just can't 

Impale myself upon the horns 

I'm fighting just to be relevant 

I'll battle dance some unicorns 

I'm battle dancing unicorns / with glitter.