Arnold, And Willis, And Mr. Drummond Lyrics - Five Iron Frenzy

Straight from the ghetto streets of Harlem 

came two brothers Willis and Arnold 

black goldfish swims in the bowl 

he's three feet high, four with the afro 

stealing cookies from the cookie jar 

droppin' water balloons on cars 

I hope Mrs. Garret won't see 

just play sick for Mohammed Ali 

now the Gooch is coming 

to steal milk money. 

Arnold, and Willis, and Mr. Drumondd 

and don't forget Kimberly 

They just canceled Dukes of Hazard 

Different Strokes is all I want to see. 

Way up high in the penthouse apartment 

making us laugh its Willis and Arnold 

Mr. Drumondd's got the dough 

they get to ride in a limo 

Different Strokes, its almost time. 

We just watch 'cause Kimberly's fine. 

half hour long it never fills us, 

when he says, "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?". 

write the cable company 

Different strokes all the time.