All Of The Pants Songs Lyrics - Five Iron Frenzy

These Are Not My Pants (The Rock Opera) 

Aieee....I love my pantalones 

They fit me oh so tight 

They make me smile with delight 

Do you.....like Five Iron Frenzy 

Singing about their pants 

It's kind of silly rings of romance 

Thank you for this little listen 

(Track 10 - Easy Listening) 

I'll never forget when I saw you standin' there wearin' pants 

You were all alone 

And I thought to myself 

"Man I wish I had those pants!" 

But the problem was 

Those wearn't my pants 

I dunno whose pants they are 

But I want 'em 

I only know that I want 'em 

So why don't you come over here 

And rock baby 

Oh hold on to me tight 

And keep wearin' them pants 

Cause I love you.... 

(Track 11 - Country/Western) 

These are not my pants 

I don know whose they are 

They smell a lot like Bobby's 

Cause he likes to fart 

These are not my pants 

How did they get here? 

And I'm fillin up with fear 

Cause these are not my pants 

Thank you, I'll be at the grand ol' opry tonite 

(Track 12 - Rock Pants) 

WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 

These are not my pants 

Whose pants are these anyways? 

These are not my pants 

Whose pants are these anyways? 

Are these Bobby's, or Timmy's, or Billy's pants, no NOOOO!!!!! 

These are not my pants 

WOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! 

BBBLLLLAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! 

GAAAAHHHHH!!! 

Are you listening to what I say? 

Track 13 - Sorta Rap Pants) 

Pants 

Don't a look at my pants now 

I got my pants on 

An' I'm chillin 

But they aren't my pants 

These are not my pants 

That's what I gotta say 

I ain't wearin' no pants 

I got Billy, Bobby, Jerry, Filly, Illy, Ooh, Chilly, mmmm pants 

ooh....little bit o' oooohhh 

hmmmm ah my pants 

Whose pants are these? 

They're not my pants 

They're not your pants 

They're not Billy's pants, or Bobby's, or Timmy's 

What's goin on? 

Whose pants? 

Oh 

hmmm 

(door) 

That's what I'm tryin' to say 

But yo don't step this way 

Cause I got my pants on yeah 

(Track 14 - Inspirational Interlude) 

C'mon people now 

This is the time to unite 

A little revolution of the pants 

Right now is the time 

Now who hold the pants 

And whose are these pants 

Will we ever found the home for the pants? 

C'mon now....unite under the revolution of the pants 

Yes...right now. 

(Track 15 - Bert & Ernie Pants) 

These are not my pants 

These are not my pants 

These are not my pants 

Bobby....BOBBY! 

Bobby's pants! 

Woohoohoo 

These are not my....PANTS! 

(Track 16 - Censored Rap Pants) 

---Check one check ---- 

Uh 

Yo Bobby and Billy 

You out ---- what's up?---- 

Yo me and Bobby we was walkin' down the---- 

And yo we didn't have nothin' to ---- 

But we had our pants on 

But yo these ain't my pants 

Uh, I get 'em off now----- 

Um, tight, oh they so tight 

----- ------ 

Ouch, ooie, ooie eee ----- 

Um, Billy, Timmy, ah, hello there 

Yeah....cause we in the street ---- 

Uh 

Talkin' bout the Bobbys and the Billys out there 

And they tight pants on 

Ya to loosen ------ loosen 'em up 

----- Know what I'm sayin'? 

Wassup?----- 

YEAHH HUUUUU ------ 

WASSUUUU ------ 

Hey wassuuuu this is Bobby and Billy ----- 

uuuuuuuuuuu ------- --- --- --- --- wassuuuuu!!! 

In the city of Compton! 

C-O-M- ------ -O-N!