I Wish I Had A Date Lyrics - In Your Face - Fishbone

Well, I wish I had a date 

So I wear my suit and tie 

Well, I wish I had a date 

With a pretty girl in mind 

Well, I'll take her out to dinner 

And I'll treat her real good 

I'll spend all my money on expensive food 

Show her off to all the rest of my friends 

I'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10 

I won't pay attention while my buddies scam 

I'll be in love with a bitchin' bim 

You know I am but at least she'll pretend 

Well, I wish I had a pretty face 

And a body for brawls and fights 

Well, if I didn't have a chicken face 

I could mack 'em down the chicks at night 

Well, we'll go out at night 

And she'll ignore me 

Just a little but not a lot 

And she'll go flirt with the tough guys 

And they'll fool around with her twat 

And for the moment 

That I have my back turned 

She's making out in the parking lot 

Well, I wish I had a date 

With a lot of trust and devotion 

Well, I wish I didn't have a chump 

Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean 

But if you know I had a date 

And she wouldn't play on me 

Cowwa-cowwa bunga 

Yeah man, real peachy 

Well, I wish I had a date 

Well, I wish I had a date 

Well, I wish I had a date 

Well, I wish I had a date 

Well, I wish I had a date 

Well, I wish I had a date