Faceplant Scorpion Backpinch Lyrics - Still Stuck In Your Throat - Fishbone

And now you're hopping onto the gondola 

With a snowboard attached to your foot 

Goofy foot, ok 

Regular foot, ok 

And with the fever for the powder 

You'll be on that hill all day 

Front edge digger, faceplant, it hurts 

Your face scraping hard in the hot cold ice 

Scorpion back pincher, ain't nothing nice 

[CHORUS] 

Faceplant scorpion backpinch 

Left foot twisted, spine bent 

[x2] 

Snowboard with confidence 

Looking at all the fine snowboard chicks 

Knees bent,ok 

Posture, ok 

Caught in a faceplant Because you were off daydreaming 

Now you're sitting on your ass in pain again 

Unconcious, ok 

One second delay 

'Till the ambulance comes to take me away 

No more faceplants for me to do today 

[CHORUS] 

Jumped to the dance floor 

Swimming on a sea of hands 

Tribal coral reef below me, taking a chance 

Boots caught up on someone's shoulder 

My head the melon, the floor the boulder 

Had to keep on singing 

That's what James Brown would say 

Bowl the dead weight back up to the stage 

Faceplant [x4] 

BRRRR... 

Snow down the front, nutt, back and crotch 

Abominable snowman, yetti, thanks alot 

Backfoot flip, snowboard spine tweak 

No pain without the powder, stuck four feet deep 

More than a mighty wind carried on my head 

Vertebraes cracking like dry french bread 

Turn the other way, I should have been bittin' 

Ski patrol dude might now be freaking 

Landed smack down on my forehead 

For a minute I thought I was dead 

[CHORUS] 

All hands on deck, calculations incorrect 

FACEPLANT!