Alcoholic Lyrics - Chim Chim's Badass Revenge - Fishbone

Ohh alcoholic 

Ohh real good liquor 

Ohh make you throw up 

Ohh make you clumsy 

Well... 

My pop had a party at the house one night 

On the last day of school and the food is all right 

We had a speaker on the roof and a speaker on the hill 

With four turntables and a reel to reel 

All the pretty women came, no ugly chicks 

All the stars came from the ritz 

The people eat the chicken and they drink up all the liquor 

And they turn into a big screwdriver 

Well... 

My uncle is a 'holic' and he down a pound of whiskey ! 

With an eight for a chaser 

Spit it on the bouncer 

Bouncer kicked his ass 

And he lost a girlfriend with a big soul kitchen 

Now he's layin' in the gutter like a skid row bum 

Skid row bum style... 

Ohh alcoholic 

Ohh scotch and 800 

Ohh make you scratch the record 

Ohh burn the spaghetti 

Well... 

I came home from school on a monday 

I missed the radio reggae show 

I felt like a rude boy 

I could have slammed me a poseur 

Well... 

My uncle called me a punk rocker in the doorway 

As he dribbled on the table when he started to say 

"you're not a rude boy, you're a lazy boy 

You should make like a tree and leave 

Make like a library and book 

Make like a roach and bug off" 

Ohh alcoholic you can't drive 

Before you crash and go to jail