Punch & Judy Lyrics - Fish

Washing machine, pinstripe dream stripped the gloss from a beauty queen 

Punch and judy, judy, judy 

Found our nest in the daily express, met the vicar in a holy vest 

Punch and judy, punch and judy 

Brought up the children, church of e, now I vegetate with a color tv 

Worst ever thing that happened to me, oh for d-i-v-o-r-c-e 

Oh judy 

Whatever happened to pillow fights? 

Whatever happened to jeans so tight? friday nights? 

Whatever happened to lover's lane? 

Whatever happened to passion games? sunday walks in the pouring rain? 

Punch, punch, punch and judy 

Punch, punch, punch 

Curling tongs, mogadons 

I got a headache baby, don't take so long 

Single beds, middle age dread, losing the war in the waistlands spread 

Who left the cap off the toothpaste tube, who forgot to flush the loo? 

Leave your sweaty socks outside the door 

Don't walk across my polished floor. 

Oh judy 

Whatever happened to morning smiles? 

Whatever happened to wicked wiles? permissive styles? 

Whatever happened to twinkling eyes? 

Whatever happened to hard fast drives? compliments on unnatural size? 

Punch, punch, punch and judy 

Punch, punch, punch 

Propping up a bar, family car, sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk 

Punch and judy 

World war three, suburbanshee, just slip her these pills and I'll be free 

No more judy, judy, judy no more