Mega Colon (bonus Track) Lyrics - Singles - Fischerspooner

Moanin' and a heavin' on a hot sticky can 

I'm cravin' chocolate Exlax and my G.E. fan 

I'm taggin' on the wall how I got in this jam 

And said, "M.S.G. money Margaritas and my man" 

Storin' up my supper coffee and my snacks 

The shits pilin' up kinda feels like a cramp 

Instant relief is what I need to ease 

The mega colon that's inside of me 

Nightmares of my dinner at the China doll 

Thinkin' 'bout my wardrobe gonna get at the mall 

TV guide cosmo I'm runnin' out of mags 

And I just smoked a pack of my cool fags 

Finger in my hole gettin' into the dig 

There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig 

My man calls me cherry, think's I'm uptight 

But I'm gonna blow him off 'cuz I'm dynamite 

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I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D. 

And my lady Y-Vonne standin' next to me 

She said, "Holy shit," I said, "Yes, that is it" 

Now our mega colon is a big big hit 

Mega colon 

Thinkin' 'bout my man it really makes me sick 

The shit got soft steamy slick 

It came out in a blast that was really foul 

Forget the white clouds I need the bounty towel 

I need a new life, I got to reform 

I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm 

I got to be strong, got to be brave 

Don't wanna bear the title this toilet slave 

I'm Sandra H not Sandra D 

With my lady Y-Vonne standin' next to me 

We are fly white girls movin' in New York City 

Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty 

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We were hangin' out in bars lookin' for a groom 

When we met each other in the ladies room 

She said, "Holy shit," I said, "Yes that is it" 

Now mega colon is a big big hit 

Mega colon 

Fly white girls movin' in New York City 

Fly white girls movin' in New York City 

Fly white girls movin' in New York City 

Fly white girls movin' in New York City 

Fly white girls movin' in New York City