Mommy's Little Soldier Lyrics - Fight

Look at the state of him 

He's such a little scruff 

He can't be arsed with homework 

'Cause hes had enough 

He always turns up late 

And he doesnt give a damn 

But when he comes back home 

Hes mommys little lamb 

'Cause hes mommys little soldier 

And he really is the pits 

He gets worse as he gets older 

He really gives me the fits 

Hes mommys little soldier 

And he never gets the blame 

Always getting bolder 

Mom loves him just the same 

He cant cross the road 

Without causing a big scene 

Hes always really gobby 

And never ever clean 

Hes learning the guitar 

And he never plays it right 

But when I try to teach him 

It ends up in a fight 

'Cause hes mommys little soldier 

And he really is the pits 

He gets worse as he gets older 

He really gives me the fits 

Hes mommys little soldier 

And he never gets the blame 

Always getting bolder 

Mom loves him just the same 

Hes a little soldier 

'Cause hes a little soldier 

He spikes his hair in school 

So his teachers call him Sid 

They keep him after lessons 

'Cause hes a vicious kid 

Hes mommys little soldier 

And he really is the pits 

He gets worse as he gets older 

He really gives me the fits 

Hes mommys little soldier 

And he never gets the blame 

Always getting bolder 

Mom loves him just the same 

Hes mommys little soldier 

And he really is the pits 

He gets worse as he gets older 

He really gives me the fits