Colorado Lyrics - Singles - Fifteen

Got the news from Colorado 

About a couple of kids 

Who went to school and tried to kill everyone 

They said they did it just for kicks 

I saw the president on the T.V. 

He said we really gotta do somethin about this 

He said we gotta end this culture of violence 

And he went on to explain why we need to 

Drop bombs on all the Serbian kids 

Maybe it's too many burgers 

Maybe it's too much beer 

Maybe it's in the water 

Maybe it's in the fear 

Maybe it's too much pollution 

Maybe we are just dumb 

But it really seems to me that 

Americans are stupid 

We'll fall for anything and everything 

The only thing worse than a stupid American 

Is someone who actually gets it 

And decides to do nothin' 

Saw the news from Havannah 

Of the economic embargo 

It started 39 years ago 

They said it would get rid of Fidel Castro 

I saw Jesse Helms on the T.V. 

He said it just needs more time 

If we deny the people of Cuba food and medicine 

Then everything will work out just fine 

Maybe it's too many burgers 

Maybe it's too much beer 

Maybe it's in the water 

Maybe it's in the fear 

Maybe it's too much pollution 

Maybe we are just dumb 

But it really seems to me that 

Americans are stupid 

We'll fall for anything and everything 

The only thing worse than a stupid American 

Is someone who actually gets it 

And decides to do nothin'