The Man Without A Tan Lyrics - Ffs - Ffs

The man without a tan came strolling into town 

He had the whitest collar and he brought a scene around 

Girls were all a-drooling, [?] hum the lullaby 

The men were all suspicious but they didn't know just why 

The man without a tan, he's a threat to you and me 

He has the kind of hands that you might see on your TV 

And if he touched your woman, how the hell could she resist? 

I'm sure he'll entertain her with a little bit of this 

Our rugged handsomeness is no match for 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan, he had a walk around the town 

He found a rollin' restaurant and entered and sat down 

He ordered Coca-Cola with some lemon but no ice 

He reached into his pocket and he found his lucky dice 

He finished up his cola and the waitress thought, so soon 

He looked a little bit like Gary Cooper in High Noon 

He left to find a movie theatre, it was shuttered down 

It seemed like there were lots of things that had been shuttered down 

Our rugged handsomeness is no match for 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan 

I overheard my girlfriend on her landline telephone 

She thought I couldn't hear her but she really should've known 

The man without a tan was on the line and being cute 

I stood back in the showers, I was fuming in my boots 

Our rugged handsomeness is no match for 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan 

Twenty years have passed and I'm the man without a tan 

([?] to be a rugged handsome man) 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan 

And then you came right out with it and said, you are my man 

(Then you came right out with it and said, you are my man) 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan 

And then you came right out with it and said, you are my man 

(Then you came right out with it and said, you are my man) 

The man without a tan 

The man without a tan 

And then you came right out with it and said, you are my man 

(Then you came right out with it and said, you are my man) 

The man without a tan