Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste Lyrics - Fenix Tx - Fenix Tx

How many wrong turns can I make 

I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile on top of me 

But if she won't give it up well that's okay 

I never liked that drunk ass twelve year old bitch anyway 

When she does it's on 

There she goes she's 

Pissing on my floor 

How many trips to the E.R. will it take? 

She gets her stomach pumped and runs to buy another case 

Of the Michelob 'cause the Lonestar just won't do 

And the beer tastes awfully used St. Ides and even special Brew 

When she does it's on 

There she goes she's 

Pissing on my floor 

Well, just clap your hands everybody 

And everybody clap your hands 

We're lamda lamda lamda and 

Omega moos 

We've come here on stage tonight 

To do our show for you 

We got a rockin' rhythm and a high tech sound 

That'll make ya move your body down to the ground 

We got Poindexter on the violin 

And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in 

We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar 

And a rap by little old me, Lamar 

We got Tashi beating on his gong 

The boys and the moos are clappin' along 

And just when you thought you seen it all 

Along comes Jolly Green 6 feet tall 

When she does it's on 

There she goes she's 

Pissing on my floor 

When she does it's on 

There she goes she's 

Pissing on my floor 

When she does it's on 

There she goes she's 

Pissing on my floor 

When she does it's on 

There she goes she's 

Pissing on my floor