The Night Granny Dressed Up Like A Duck Lyrics - Singles - Father Einstein

Verse 

Granny Johnson played a trick on her Grandson Ned, 

She hid the feather of a duck in his little kiddies bed. 

She sent him to his room after reading him a book, 

Went into the kitchen whistling, began to cook. 

Verse 

Ned got into bed and found the feather, 

He thought, Maybe Ill call Granny, maybe I should go tell her. 

But he was so tired, hed leave it till the morning, 

Downstairs in the kitchen he could hear her sing. 

Pre-Chorus 

In the eleventh hour, Grannys shadow started creeping up the stairs, 

She was dressed up like a giant Duck. 

Chorus 

Quack, wheres my feather? said the giant Duck, 

Terrified, small Ned covered his eyes, he couldnt look. 

Quack, wheres my feather? Granny cackled with amusement, 

But poor Ned didnt understand, petrified he wet his pants, 

Granny never got a chance to tell him it was all a prank. 

Even to this day, Ned still feels all shook, 

When he thinks about THE NIGHT GRANNY DRESSED UP LIKE A DUCK. 

Verse 

Ned burst into tears and fell right out of the bed, 

Its only me Granny said, as she took off the costumes head. 

Now Ned was more afraid, as this creature spread its wings, 

With the body of a duck and the head of his Granny. 

Pre-Chorus 

In the eleventh hour, Ned was turning pale, Granny had to smile, 

Just for fun she put back on the head. 

Repeat Chorus 

End 

Even to this day, Ned still feels all shook, 

When he thinks about THE NIGHT GRANNY DRESSED UP LIKE A DUCK.