Jail House Rap Lyrics - Fat Boys - Fat Boys

In Jail 

In jail 

Unh-unh... 

Unh-unh... 

In jail, in jail, without no bail 

In jail, we're in jail because we failed 

In jail, in jail, without no bail 

In jail, we're in jail because we failed 

Now there was just one day 

That I will never forget 

I got jailed for something that 

I'll always regret 

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It was twelve o'clock, midnight 

And I wanted a snack 

So I headed downstairs 

Thought the fridge was packed 

But when I opened the door 

What did I see? 

The back of the fridge staring right at me 

I thought to myself 

I could almost die 

Then an immage appeared 

A pizza pie 

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So I put on Adidas 

Headed out the door 

As I pictured myself 

Eating more and more 

But the store was closed 

I busted into a rage 

So I went to the crib 

And got my twelve-gauge 

Ran back to the shop 

Busted won the door 

And all I saw 

Was pizza galore 

So I stuffed my face 

I couldn't even walk 

I couldn't laugh, smile 

Shake, giggle, wiggle, or talk 

So I fell asleep with my face in my plate 

And the next thing you know 

I was headed upstate 

In jail, in jail, without no bail 

In jail, we're in jail because we failed 

In jail, in jail, without no bail 

In jail, we're in jail because we failed 

Well, Kool Rock is my name 

Last part is "ski" 

And I have the worst 

Case of my M.C. 

But listen to the story 

'Cause it's kind of strange 

When I had this sort of hunger pain 

Walking down the strreet 

With the bass of my box 

With my stomach growling 

Like a hungry fox 

When I saw this scene 

Or was it a dream? 

A big restaurant sign 

Called Burger King 

So I went inside 

Started stuffing my face 

Didn't even think 

About the things I ate 

But when the bill came up 

Boy, was i shocked 

I said, "I don't pay for nothing 

I'm the King of the Slops!" 

In jail, in jail, without no bail 

In jail, we're in jail because we failed 

In jail, in jail, without no bail 

In jail, we're in jail because we failed 

But when our time is through 

We'll rock you and you 

We turn parties out 

Make you scream and shout 

We're not demanding 

Or very outstanding 

We got something unique 

And in the middle he's standing 

On the microphone 

He rocks and shocks 

Homeboys and girls 

It's the Human Beat Box 

Break 

Now I'm sitting here alone 

Looking at the wall 

Just thinking about 

How I took the fall 

I thought I was cool 

I thought I was slick 

And now Im writing 

Letters of being homesick 

I lost my freedom 

When I heard the door slammer 

And now I'm breaking rocks 

With a big, heavy hammer 

I used to drive the streets 

With my big car 

And now I look and all 

I see are bars 

I jail 

Everyone's the same 

You only survive 

If you play the game 

You don't have guns 

And now you remember 

You're your momma's son 

You made her cry 

And stay up all night 

Coming home high 

Just leaving a fight 

You always made her feel 

That you were better 

But now you're a little boy 

Just waiting for a letter