"the ""q"" Man Loves Nobody" Lyrics - Singles - Family Guy

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya 

âE Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself 

I never knew how twisted a fella could be 

Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya I'm into pee 

Don't you ever listen to your inner conscience 

Oh, I'm sorry, babe, I wasn't listenin' what? 

You really are a total scum 

If only you could see the man that you've become 

Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya 

âE Cause the "Q" man loves nobody 

You really love nobody? 

And, boy, I mean nobody 

And boy you mean nobody 

But my own sweet flippin' self 

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All right, whatever your problem is7y 

Just get it off your breast, chest 

I thought you gave me your heart 

I gave you VD, isn't that enough? 

You said that we'd never part 

Oh, I was just kiddin' 

You gave me your lover's vow 

Ha, if you really thought I meant it 

You ought to get your head examined right now 

You'd tell me you'd never stray 

Well, that's âE cause we hadn't had sex yet 

And then you just walked away. 

Ain't I a stinker 

Your attitude really stank 

Look, you don't need to be a genius to see 

That I was givin' you the yank yank 

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What else did you BS me about? 

Well, since you asked 

Remember when I said that I was goin' down the block 

To grab a couple boozers with a pal? 

Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet 

Nah, I was at the women's shoe store lookin' at feet 

(What?) 

âE Member when I said I had a dental checkup 

Well, let me say I give quite a root canal, oh right 

You promised me that you'd be true 

Hey, to me you're just vagina number 602 

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya 

âE Cause the "Q" man loves nobody 

You really love nobody? 

And boy I mean nobody 

And boy you mean nobody but my own 

Sweet flippin' self 

What do you have to say for yourself, you slime? 

Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit? 

You're the most insensitive man I've ever met 

Oh, that's not true, I've got feelings same as the next guy 

Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset 

Oh, I'm sorry 

So how âE bout a hand job? 

âE Cause the "Q" man loves nobody 

You really love nobody? 

And boy I mean nobody 

And boy you mean nobody 

But my own sweet flippin' self 

C'mon, honey, I'll make it up to you 

I'll buy you some lingerie 

Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity