Shoulder Pads Lyrics - Fall

All these fads 

It's shoulder pads 

On New Year's Dawn 

To my surprise 

All the Macca lads stayed at home 

Picking antiques 

Encloses 

Cosy fleck with green bits 

Main undercurrent, white spermatoze 

My powers 

Against them, half-useless 

My senses 

Alive have party 

Was embarrassed but stuck with them 

Walked, at shoulder, down the street, ridicule 

They couldn't tell Lou Reed from Doug Yule 

Suppressed hate romance 

It was like being back at school 

My powers before them resound 

My powers heard language, two-time doom 

Win populace, internal defeat 

Their mob had a coup d'etat 

Realize what they'd always wanted 

Knew I was right all along 

It wasn't then a Beatles song 

Superhero in harlequin kecks 

Dim-wit lecture, half read 

Cursing black singers ten years dead 

Was a clown in victim hat 

Was shouldered and spurned 

Then my powers did return....