No current is waned
Where it wants to go
Some are only happy
In the throes of bitter arguments
Ready and packed
To ride there by train ride
By plane ride
By walking or from the insides
I can't deal with Pittsville Direkt
I don't wanna go, Pittsville Direkt
No, no, no, Pittsville Direkt
Yes, yes, yes, Pittsville Direkt
Stood off the train platform
And crushed cig' in cup
FDA regulation states, boarded at gates
Plane rides
I can't deal with Pittsville Direkt
I don't wanna trip to Pittsville Direkt
No love lost in Pittsville Direkt
And meanwhile
From New York to Skegness
They don't ask your telephone silk
I don't wanna go, Pittsville Direckt
No, no, no, no, Pittsville Direkt
Please don't, please, Pittsville Direkt
Many a jest in Pittsville Direkt
By planeride
By trainride
What are they doing to Bournemouth City Park West?
Why have they got those masks on?
I wanna exit, Pittsville Direkt
I'm correct about Pittsville Direkt
The citizens of Pittsville Direkt
Will be out scaring ghosts
(Around midnight)
Ride out to where the planets roam
Drive carefully, mother-to-be, on board
Boarding now from Pittsville Direkt