Mere Pseud Mag Ed - Live Version * Lyrics - Fall

His heart organ was where it should be 

His brain was in his arse 

His hand was well out of his pocket 

His psyche is in the hearth 

Has a snare which was weird 

Some time ago heard Kraftwerk in '81 

Has a WASP synthesizer 

Real ale, make-up as well 

Sophisticate 

Whose synthesizer didn't get far 

In computer teaching job 

His dream girl sings adverts for Renoir perfume 

A fancied wit that's mere imitation of D. Bowie 

in "Man Who Fell to Earth" 

Whose causes and rags were phoenix-like 

They were vaudevillian-like 

They were comfort blanket-type 

Pogo in fact 

Gogo in fact 

Toto in fact 

He had a weak pisser 

And one night at darts match 

Decadent sandwich quaff 

He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre 

Saw "Man Who Fell to Earth" "History of the World" 

"Man Who Fell to Earth" "History of the World, Part One" 

twice each at least twice each at least twice each 

Mere pseud mag editor's father 

[* The official version listed under Hex Enduction Hour. ed.]