Eat Y'self Fitter Lyrics - Fall

I'm in the furniture trade 

Got a new job today 

But stick the cretin 

On the number-three lathe 

Went down the town 

To a HM club 

The sign had a cross 

Through a couple well-dressed 

They looked at my coat 

They looked at my hair 

An Easy Rider coot 

Grabbed the edge of my coat 

Said: 'You're too smart for here' 

I said: 'I'll see the manager' 

He was the manager 

Eat why'self fitter 

Up the stairs mister 

Eat why'self fitter 

Analytics have got 

My type worked out 

Analytics on me 

The poison render 

I grope about 

And when I go out 

My mind splits 

My eyes doth hurt 

The musical chairs 

Have been swallowed up 

By a cuddly group 

Who land and rub off 

Hoping that 

Whatever it is 

Will land and drop off 

I met a hero of mine 

I shook his hand 

Got trapped in the door 

Felt a fool, I tell ya 

Charmed to meet ya 

Eat why'self fitter 

Up the stairs mister 

Eat why'self fitter 

Became a recluse 

And bought a computer 

Set it up in the home 

Elusive big one 

On the screen 

Saw the Holy Ghost, I swear 

On the screen 

Where's the cursor? 

Where's the eraser? 

Where's the cursor? 

Where's the eraser? 

G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O 

G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O 

G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O 

H-O-9-O-G-O-H-O 

What's a computer? 

Eat why'self fitter 

What's a computer? 

Eat why'self fitter 

The Kevin Ayers scene 

South of France 

Plush velvet 

Aback! Aback! 

Aback! Aback! 

Levis Fridays 

Greek holidays 

Barratt heritance 

Barratt heritance 

Barratt heritance 

Mit-Dem! 

Mit-Dem! 

Mit-Dem! 

Don't want to be a mit-dem! 

Don't want to be a mit-dem! 

Don't want to be a mit-dem! 

Don't want to be a mit-dem! 

Pick the fleas mister 

Eat why'self fitter 

Eat why'self fitter? 

Eat why'self fitter 

Who tells you what 

To tape on your vid. chip 

How do you know the progs you miss 

Are worse than those you single out? 

And what'll you do when the rental's up? 

And your bottom rack is full of vids 

Of programs you will nay look at 

The way they act is, oh, sheer delight 

Cardboard copyright 

Make it right 

Panic in Sudan 

Panic in Wardour 

Panic in Granadaland 

Panic all over 

By the wretched timesheeters 

Of my delight 

One starry night 

The powers that be will have to meet 

And have no choice but to... 

Eat each other 

Eat why'self fitter 

Eat each other? 

Eat why'self fitter 

(Eat why'self fitter) 

Portly and with good grace 

The secret straight-back ogre entered 

His brain aflame 

With all the dreams 

It had conjured 

It had conjured 

It had conjured 

It had conjured 

Mit-dem 

Don't want to be a mid-dem 

Don't want to be a mid-dem 

Don't want to be a mid-dem 

Don't want to be a mid-dem 

The centimeter square 

Eat why'self fitter 

Said it purged fear 

Eat why'self fitter 

(Eat why'self fitter)