Bournemouth Runner Lyrics - Fall

Consumed with premonition 

Of trouble on horizon 

By my remarks I was certain 

I was destined persecution 

But then I took a chase after the Bournemouth Runner! 

Bournemouth Runner! 

C-c-could dare 

Bournemouth Runner! 

First night 

Bournemouth Runner! 

He was a Bournemouth Runner! 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Didn't get far 

Bournemouth Runner! 

First night 

Bournemouth Runner! 

But the second night 

He got away with our guiding light 

Was chilled to the bone 

At 8am 

On a Bournemouth morn 

There was a drum deck 

Outside [Route/room] 51 

Two nights before 

Bristol ball 

A runner took backdrop, exit hall 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Raced a couple of hundred yards 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Barman clipped his ears 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Spitted and shifted 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Backdrop dissipated 

Bournemouth Runner! 

He was the Bournemouth Runner! 

How could we now it was the Bournemouth Runner? 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Raced a couple of hundred yards 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Barman clipped his ears 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Spitted and shifted 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Backdrop dissipated 

Bournemouth Runner! 

He was the Bournemouth Runner! 

Took away our guiding light 

Our backdrop was friendly, heavy 

Often it would rumble into hotel 

And partake with us 

In diluted drink and dogmeat 

Of RAC recommended hostelry 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Shifted and twisted 

Bournemouth Runner! 

On beach sand sifted 

Bournemouth Runner! 

In the best home 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Locks picked 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Should've known better 

Than to underrate 

Bournemouth sucker 

Took away our guiding light 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Calendar 

Bournemouth Runner! 

I'v forgotten the date 

Bournemouth Runner! 

No plot 

Bournemouth Runner! 

You're welcome 

Bournemouth Runner! 

It was coated in poison 

Bournemouth Runner! 

Have to buy a new one.......