4: The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies Lyrics - Faith No More

The words are so familiar - 

all the same greats, the same mistakes 

It doesn't have to be like this. 

If you don't make a friend, now 

One might make you - 

So learn 

The gentle art of making enemies 

Don't look so surprised 

Happy birthday...Fucker 

Blow that candle out, 

We're gonna kick you 

(Don't say you're not because you are) 

(Don't say you're not because you are) 

(History tells us that you are) 

(History tells us that you are) 

All you need is just one more excuse 

You put up one hell of a fight 

I wanna hear your very best excuse 

Never felt this much alive 

Your day has finally come - 

So wear the hat and do the dance 

And let the suit keep wearing you. 

This year you'll sit and take it 

And you will like it - 

It's the gentle art of making enemies 

I deserve a reward 

'cause I'm the best fuck that you ever had 

And if I tighten up my hole - 

You may never see the light again 

(There's always an easy way out) 

(There's always an easy way out) 

(You need something wet in your mouth) 

(You need something wet in your mouth) 

Never felt this much alive