Toxic Waltz Lyrics - Singles - Exodus

Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation 

It's called the toxic waltz and it's causing devastation 

You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown 

Slamming with waltzers all the way around 

You get caught up in the whip 

You're thrown into a flip 

You aim for someone's head 

To stain the floor red 

Give someone a kick 

To prove you're truly sick 

Bounce back from some blows 

And blood runs out your nose 

Flailing round and round 

And you're injury bound 

Waltz it up, the pit is it 

You can take your chance 

On this rough new dance 

If you dare to dive in 

There are some that try 

But they won't survive 

They don't hit 'cause they're wimps 

And this exercise 

Helps you brutalize 

With us, Exodus 

Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz 

Kick your friend in the head and have a ball 

Come on and do the toxic waltz 

And slam your partner against the wall 

Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz 

Good friendly violent fun in store for all 

Get up off your ass and toxic waltz 

If you hit the floor you can always crawl 

Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool 

The twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule 

So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt 

Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun 

Don't start to cry, if you get a black eye 

Just dive back in and give another try 

But too much action may leave you in traction 

So you better get insurance, no matter your endurance 

Flailing round and round 

And you're injury bound 

Waltz it up, the pit is it 

You can take your chance 

On this rough new dance 

If you dare to dive in 

There are some that try 

But they won't survive 

They don't hit 'cause they're wimps 

And this exercise 

Helps you brutalize 

With us, Exodus 

Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz 

Kick your friend in the head and have a ball 

Come on and do the toxic waltz 

And slam your partner against the wall 

Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz 

Good friendly violent fun in store for all 

Get up off your ass and toxic waltz 

If you hit the floor you can always crawl 

Get up on your feet 

Don't look so obsolete 

And thrash like an athlete 

Don't sit there on your ass 

Don't look like you've got too much class 

You'll be harassed 

You know we guarantee 

This is the key, so rage or get the third degree 

You begin frontal assaults 

And start your somersaults 

And do the toxic waltz 

Do the toxic waltz