Gout D'belgium Lyrics - Exit 13

Orval, Duvel, Corsendonk 

Scaldis, Chimay, Rodenbach 

Westmalle Triple, Golden Carolus 

Belgian Alcoholocaust!!! 

Get startin' with Hoegaarden! 

I'm flash whacked on Pauwel Kwak! 

I've raised many a glass with St. Sixtus 

and deviled my brain with Duvel 

My mind is as high as the heavens, 

but my liver is burning in Hell!!! 

Bellvue, Boon Gueuze, Timmermans 

DeTroch, Leifmans, Lindemans 

Rose de Gambrinus by Cantillion 

Belgian Alcoholocaust!!! 

Go get say, geuze or peche! 

On framboise or kreik, get lambiclly geeked! 

Sixtus, Leffe, Affligem 

Witkap Pater, Grimbergen 

tunic frocked and drunk again! 

Belgian Alcoholocaust!!! 

The Abbey ales just don't fail! 

Several tripples will leave you crippled!!! 

Belgium is literally heaven on Earth for the beer afficionado! 

No other country can boast of more distinct, individualistic styles, 

so rich and complex in character. Whether it's the unique lambics 

or the top fermenting, bottle conditioned strong ales, 

Belgium's beers deserve the most sincere reverence! 

"This is drink most sensuous" 

Brigand, Steendonk, Mort Subite 

Saison Dupont, Oerbier 

Petrus Triple, De Verboden Vrucht 

Belgian Alcoholocaust!!! 

Chimay Blue will slay you! 

Liquid grail... Satan Ale!!! 

Orvel, Duvel, Corsendonk 

Scaldis, Chimay, Rodenbach 

tunic frocked and drunk again 

Belgian Alcoholocaust!!! 

I'm the Stille Nacht snowman 

and I'm drowning in Scaldis Noel! 

My mind is as high as the heavens, 

but my liver is burning in Hell!!!