A Campaign Of Shock And Awe Lyrics - Evelyn Evelyn - Evelyn Evelyn

Behold, the eighth wonder 

Of the natural world! 

Come one and come all 

See the two-headed girl 

Stupendous! Revolting! 

You'll be shocked, you'll be awed 

A true freak of nature 

A blunder of God 

But possessing such talents 

Hear them sing, see them dance 

As seen in the highest class 

Parlours of France 

Just ten bucks a photograph 

Get your seats while they last 

We take Visa and Master Card 

Debit or cash! 

Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us? 

If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us 

Aren't we lucky to be here? 

Stop moving, they're taking a picture 

Smile for the camera, Evelyn 

Come in, come in 

Must be cold out there, gentlemen 

Take off your coats 

And just guess what the wind blew in 

I know you like twins 

Have I got a surprise! 

They're identical sisters 

Attached at the sides! 

Just imagine the fun 

You could have with these chicklets 

And they're so well behaved 

Not a single complaint yet 

Just look at these photos 

While I pour your a cocktail 

I don't know whether I should charge 

Double or triple! 

Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us? 

If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us 

Aren't we lucky to be here? 

Stop moving, they're taking a picture 

Smile for the camera, Evelyn 

Ladies and gentlemen 

Critics and hipsters 

Have you heard the new disc 

By the Evelyn sisters? 

Seamlessly floating with grace 

Between eras and genres 

They sing timeless new songs 

Rife with double-entendres 

As featured in Rolling Stone 

Spin, the New Yorker 

And Pitchfork (Pitchfork) 

There's an in-store appearance 

Today at the corner of 

Bedford and Seventh Ave. 

Come get a photograph 

Sticker, and autographed shirt! 

Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us? 

If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us 

Aren't we lucky to be here? 

Stop moving, they're taking a picture 

Smile for the camera, Evelyn!