Merry Swiftmas Lyrics - Singles - Evan Taubenfeld

Hey Santa, 

I don't know if you're listening but I've been pretty good this year. 

I don't know if it matters that I celebrate Chanukah, but I hope you get my wish.) 

Hey what do ya know it's time for Christmas 

And I've been acting good all year 

I never have been all that superstitious 

But that don't mean I hate reindeer 

So Santa, I don't know if you're listenin' 

I'm not quite sure how this works 

I wanna good girl for huggin' and kissin' 

Not a headcase who only dates jerks 

I don't need more toys and shiny things 

I just want a blonde who likes to sing 

So don't put a bow on a box 

There's no need to send Megan Fox 

I don't need big mansion 

So let's nix Scarlett Johansson 

There'll be teardrops on my guitar 

If I end up with Amy Smart 

So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift 

Oh yeah 

So Santa when you come down the chimney 

You can skip right past the kitchen 

I'm sure youre sick of all of the cookies 

So got you Fearless Platinum Edition 

And no one will mess with her when she's mine 

And Kanye will watch his mouth next time 

So I'm gonna have to refuse 

If in comes Penelope Cruz 

If she is a bad girl, sending her back 

'Cause Lindsay Lohan is wack (just like crack) 

I'd rather have Jason Mraz (I'm yours) 

Than be stuck with Cameron Diaz 

So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift 

I know her and I are gonna fit 

Taylor Taubenfeld has a ring to it 

I'd rather be hangin' alone 

Than makin' out with Emma Stone 

Yeah I'd rather get a subpoena 

Than kick it with Angelina 

Yeah I'll probably shed a few tears 

If you mess up and send Britney Spears 

So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift 

Oh yeah..