Susie Raps Lyrics - Evan Kosick

(Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill) 

'Cause the freight train's coming through 

That's the nickname for my dick 

Susie's comin' at you like you're just a little kid 

'Cause I ain't no motherfuckin' Dre MC 

But if they call me up, I'll blaze the weed 

And y'all think this is a joke, that offends me, you whores 

But you can't even touch my Wii Sports Bowling® score 

'Cause Jenna can't touch me, and neither can you 

But if I pull down my pants, you'll be stuck like glue 

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YO, SUSIE HERE, I'M HERE ON THE MIC 

I lost my mom when I was just a little tyke 

Shot down after giving me my precious Wii Sports® 

I was so sad, Jared watches all of my porn 

Bill's up in here, snorting cocaine 

But he won't rap on my track 

Hah, no way! 

This verse will end strong 'cause I need some more drugs 

But if you tell the ISA, it's your grave you just dug 

'Cause I'm a man, and a woman 

And I'll show you my dick 

Even big Bill Cosby can't handle this shit! 

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'Cause the freight train's coming through 

That's the nickname for my dick 

Susie's comin' at you like you're just a little kid 

'Cause I ain't no motherfuckin' Dre MC 

But if they call me up, I'll blaze the weed 

And y'all think this is a joke, that offends me, you whores 

But you can't even touch my Wii Sports Bowling® score 

'Cause Jenna can't touch me, and neither can you 

But if I pull down my pants, you'll be stuck like glue 

My very first video went viral 

Be jealous 

Bush did 9/11 and America is Hellish 

Donald Trump in here, wants to build a wall 

But I hide my weed there, so don't build that wall 

How many mangoes can I fit in my AAAAASSSSSSSSS?! 

Well, for the large numbers, I think you should pass 

'Cause I'm the best person to walk the Earth 

If you don't believe me, then you're a dog turd 

Speaking of dogs, Leafy's girlfriend's in my clique 

But she's way too busy sucking dirty dog dick 

'Cause the freight train's coming through 

That's the nickname for my dick 

Susie's comin' at you like you're just a little kid 

'Cause I ain't no motherfuckin' Dre MC 

But if they call me up, I'll blaze the weed 

And y'all think this is a joke, that offends me, you whores 

But you can't even touch my Wii Sports Bowling® score 

'Cause Jenna can't touch me, and neither can you 

But if I pull down my pants, you'll be stuck like glue