Jack Of All Trades Lyrics - Eurythmics

jack of all trades master of none 

even got lost trying to find the M1 

ended up in South Shields with a couple of drunks 

moved to Crouch End suburb of cool 

took a few drugs acted the fool 

fell in love with a girl on her harmonium stool 

went round the world in the back of a van 

we kept in touch with our only fan 

he was short and sweet lived in Japan 

the band broke up round a pool in Bangkok 

to tell you the truth it didn't come as a shock 

our days were numbered like hands on a clock 

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so we carried on me and the serious girl 

had massive hits all round the world 

we got so big we both became ill 

flew into London with a bit of a tan 

caught the train back to Sunderland to see me old man 

we had bacon and eggs from the same frying pan 

to walk down the high street 

avoiding a scrap 

"are you Dave Stewart?" 

"yeah" 

:you're a crap" 

had a pint in the Beehive then home for a nap 

got married in France to an Irish colleen 

I was thirty three she was only thirteen 

I wore orange but she wore green 

now I sit and write plays for myself and my sons 

they keep me amused yeah I have much more fun 

than big lines of speed at quarter to one 

on a peaceful Sunday morning