Don't Squeeze My Sharmon Lyrics - Ernest Tubb

Did you hear what happened last Saturday night 

While dancing and drinking we all got half tight 

This sweet thing named Sharmon was dancing with me 

When up jumped her boy friend and he hollered at me 

Please don't squeeze my Sharmon don't hold her so tight 

You'd best keep my warning it's my last one tonight 

She's soft and she's gentle and as sweet as can be 

And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave that to me 

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Along about midnight I was feeling no pain 

And me and Miss Sharmon were dancing again 

Then Hank and big Harlan got into a fight 

And I heard someone holler as out went the light 

Please don't squeeze my Sharmon...