Pledge Allegiance To The Hag Lyrics - Sinners Like Me - Eric Church

There's a little dive on a dead-end road 

Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole 

Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar 

An' get loud, an' rowdy on PBR 

But at the top of every hour 

Man, you can hear a pin drop 

As ol' Jack drops a quarter 

An' plays Merle on that jukebox, an' we stop 

An' tip our hats, an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer 

They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag 'round here 

When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back 

Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag 

When the weekend comes an' the weather's clear 

There's a high spot fifteen miles from here 

Where you can always find a few dusty trucks 

With the windows down an' the radio up 

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We sit there poppin' tops 

Shootin' bull an' singin' songs 

But you can bet your boots 

That when Haggard comes on 

We tip our hats an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer 

They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag 'round here 

When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back 

Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag 

One of these days when my time has come 

You can take me back to where I'm from 

An' put me on a westbound train 

An' ship me off in the pourin' rain 

Don't cry for me when I'm gone 

Just put a quarter in the jukebox 

An' sing me back home 

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An' tip our hats, an' raise your glasses of cold, cold beer 

They say, country's fadin' but just keep wavin' that flag 'round here 

An' I know, it'll keep on comin' back long as people pledge allegiance 

Where folks still pledge allegiance, I pledge allegiance to the Hag