Jane 3 Lyrics - Business As Usual - Epmd

One hot summer day back around the way 

A new kid moved onto the block and his name was Jay 

Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine mil 

Yeah, and kept his Smitty's on his tool 

Anyway Jay portrayed to be like gard 

So we took him in, and put him down with the Hit Squad 

His house was phat, full court in the back 

Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a welcome on the doormat 

Plus AZT, full house alarm system 

One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one could vic him 

Something strange about the crib, I had to think 

Why the whole god damn house was dressed in hot pink 

Yo Jay, where's your bathroom, bust a move I gotta piss 

Three doors on the left homeboy, ya can't miss 

My head was busted 

Disgusted 

I said, "What's goin' on?" 

I seen a douche bag, and Safety maxi-pad tampons 

Left the bathroom, went back where I was 

Tapped Jay on the shoulder and said, 

"Eiyyyooo 'cause" 

"I thought you lived alone" 

"I do" 

"Are you certain? 

There's bras and leotards, hangin on the curtain 

Yo Jay what's your problem, homeboy you look stunned 

What are you doin? Put down that knife... where's my gun?" 

Shit's thick, I reached for my tool I wasn't strapped 

Left the nine in the car, right next to the jim hat 

It's my ass, I better think fast real quick 

I got a flashback ah from a Bruce Lee flick 

Got in my stance 

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Don't lie 

Kay I broke for the door 

Tripped on some bullshit in the living room floor 

Jay rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke 

Ah Shit 

Kicked him in the nuts 

That's ALL she wrote 

It was like Rapunzel 

Rapunzel? 

Down came his hair 

Titties popped out 

And there was ass everywhere 

Jay a transvestite? 

Not quite he was more like 

J to the A to the N to the E 

Yo P, don't tell me, you went out like a sucker 

Chill, took off that mustache, grabbed that ass and I fucked her 

Peace, I'm Audi 5000 *laughing* 

Audi 5000 

Ah shit! 

All of that real shit, you know what I'm saying? 

Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? 

The whole shit. Yo E, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying? 

Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner 

But better 

Right in there man, I didn't even care, are you crazy? 

Was that holdin' me up? 

Don't tell me it was Jane you were juicin' 

Shit, kick it E! 

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