Ronald Mcdonald Vs The Burger King Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

[Intro] 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! 

RONALD MCDONALD! 

VERSUS! 

THE BURGER KING! 

BEGIN! 

[Verse 1: Burger King] 

Welcome to BK! How can I serve ya today? 

One flame broiled ass clown? Have it your way! 

You can't do fast food half as good as I do! 

Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive-through! 

You're played out like a Chuck-E-Cheese Token 

Your style's like your ice cream machines: Broken 

I'm dropping Whoppers that'll knock you off the menu! 

Call you Ronald Donald, cause there's no MC in you 

Related 

11 Delicious Misheard Lyrics About Food 

HOT SONG: Lil Nas X - 'Panini' - LYRICS 

POPULAR SONG: Post Malone - 'Circles' - LYRICS 

[Verse 2: Ronald McDonald] 

Why don't you call me Ronald Jeremy? Cause I'm getting nasty 

Like the whoppers you sell made of horse lips and ass meat 

Ask Rick and Morty who's the lyrical boss 

I've got lines for days, call me Szechuan Sauce! 

The undisputed G.O.A.T of putting burgers in bellies 

I'm fast food Eminem, you're Machine Gun Kelly! 

I'm Coke to your Pepsi, I'm Mac, you're Android! 

Let's be real, I'm Nice Peter and you're EpicLLOYD 

[Verse 3: Burger King] 

(Alright...) 

You're number one like the whizz I took in your ball pit 

Them rhymes you just spit are a Ray Kroc of shit! 

You spooky ass clown, you're so creepy its insane! 

You look like you just ate someone's brother in a storm drain! 

You can't beat the king with your crew, please! 

The whole head of your government's name is Mayor McCheese! 

I ain't loving shit, even if Timberlake sings! 

I'm running circles round you like my onion rings! 

Check Out 

HOT SONG: A$AP Rocky - 'BABU$HKA BOI' - LYRICS 

The Best Karaoke Songs Ever, Ranked 

LATEST SONG: Fat Joe, Dre, Lil Wayne - 'Pullin' - LYRICS 

15 Huge Stars Who Were Backup Singers First 

[Verse 4: Ronald McDonald] 

(Your onion rings are pretty good) 

But that verse was lifeless! You had no joy in it 

Last rapper this plastic had a Happy Meal toy in it! 

I'm serving billions and I can't be beat! 

You're a bin full of lettuce, facing da feet! 

Using Cheetos, dude? Get your recipes together, man! 

I've had the same fries since I was Willard Scott the Weather Man! 

I'm the best trash talking mascot in town 

You might be the king but a clown wears the crown! 

[Verse 5: Wendy] 

(Where's the Beef? Right here! 

Where's the Beef? Right here! 

Where's the Beef? Right here!) 

Show me two losers old enough to be my daddies 

And I'll square off with 'em like the corners of my meat patties 

It's Wendy! The hip-hopping Pippi Longstocking 

No flows as Frosty as the salad bars that I'm dropping 

I'm topping you two like plain baked potatoes 

Exploiting you both like you were growing my tomatoes 

King you're creepy and you're always second fiddle 

Your breakfast croissants are even worse than his McGriddle! 

And McDonald's gave your job to a box with a face 

Left you behind like a quiet kid in a PlayPlace 

I'm the fast food Queen, mean with a tweet sesh 

Leave opponents frozen cause I always keep my beef fresh! 

[Outro] 

WHO WON? 

WHO'S NEXT? 

YOU DECIDE! 

EPIC RAP om nom nom nom nom nom BATTLES OF HISTORY!