Napoleon Vs Napoleon Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

Epic Rap Battles of History 

Napoleon Bonaparte 

V.S 

Napoleon Dynamite 

Begin! 

(Napoleon Dynamite) 

Gosh I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are 

When it comes to world leaders, 

you like literally lowered the bar. 

I'll rip your bones apart, Bonaparte. 

Turn your horse into glue. 

Welcome to the Battle of Waterloo . 

I got skills, I'll put you in a half Horatio Nelson. 

You're the ugliest thing that's ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin. 

You can keep your french fries. 

I got tater tots you gnome. 

Why don't you crawl back into your little shell? 

and Escargot the heck home! 

(Napoleon Bonaparte) 

How dare you adrdress moi? 

You adolescent worm. 

I am French. 

You are a buck touth nerd with a perm. 

I spit at you harder than Tina the llama. 

Smacking your lips till they swell up like lawfunduhs. 

Doodle up some friends, you gangly freak show. 

Before I toss you over the mountain. 

Like the dreams of Uncle Rico. 

This bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be 

After this your buddy Pedro will be voting for me! 

(Napoleon Dynamite) 

Why don't you exile yourself on your little island and hide? 

This a rap rollercoaster. 

You're not even tall enough to ride. 

Uhh 

I don't even care 

how many stupid like Prussians you killed. 

Because to me 

you're just the Emperor of the Lollipop Guild! 

(Napoleon Bonaparte) 

Sacrebleau 

Teasut un faire 

sodde de le plate gouat 

I'm going to shove your moon boots 

straight up your poop shoot! 

I'll whip you so bad, 

they'll make a virgin merigune. 

You're the only type of dynamite 

that's never going to bang! 

Who won? 

Who's next 

You decide! 

Epic, Epic, Epic, Epic, Epic 

Rap Battles of History! 

End 

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