Mother Teresa Vs Sigmund Freud Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

[Intro:] 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! 

MOTHER TERESA! 

VERSUS! 

SIGMUND FREUD! 

BEGIN! 

[Verse 1: Mother Teresa] 

Mother Teresa, for short, call me "M.T." 

I'm a missionary of charity M.C 

Three stripes like Adidas, and I'm doing it for Jesus 

A one woman nun-DMC 

I got a peace prize, but I'm not friendly 

You're oh-for-thirteen as a nominee 

I've got lines like the DMV 

And being me takes balls, but I ain't got no D envy! 

Who could ask for a better adversary on the mic 

Than the father of psychoanalysis? Psych! 

Look at that egghead! Mama wants some omelettes 

I'm here to crack the mind behind the mom-sex complex 

I gave food, bed, medicine, and showers 

To those whose flesh leprosy had devoured 

Your legacy is people who are mad at their parents 

Complaining on the couch for two hundred bucks an hour! 

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[Verse 2: Sigmund Freud] 

Jokes I could make about your looks: abundant 

Your chastity vow: redundant 

But that's enough about Mary B 

Let's turn to my favorite subject: me! 

I got mouth cancer, wasn't feeling so hot 

Had the doc put me down with a morphine shot 

Thank imaginary God I wasn't in one of your beds 

You'd have just sprinkled magic water on my forehead! 

I help people live, you watch people die 

To get souls for a man in the sky! 

You took credit that you didn't deserve 

You're the fakest Sister Act since Whoopi Goldberg! 

You were running Project Pimp the Projects 

To you, Calcutta meant Cal-cutta a check! 

I can see right through you and you've got no flavor 

I'm battling a communion wafer! 

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[Verse 3: Mother Teresa] 

You call that a verse? You're super-ego-trippin' 

I gotta say, Sigmund, you're Freudian slippin'! 

I built mad missions in my savior's name 

All you built was a mad tolerance for cocaine! 

Obsessed with masturbation, but you're off the beat 

Your flows are so poor I should be washing their feet 

Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me 

I make my rhymes count like beads on a rosary! 

Everything is sex to you! After I'm done wrecking you 

I'll have to go and do confession just for standing next to you 

You want a second coming? I'll bless the mic again 

I'll end you like a prayer, motherlover! Amen! 

[Verse 4: Sigmund Freud] 

I notice that you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny 

Since you hide your true feelings like they were other people's money 

Ooh! An exception to my theory! I can't believe this! 

Here we have a Mother that no one wants to sleep with! 

You had a nice message, but your methods were detestable 

I've seen better care given to organic vegetables! 

All these tokens and smoke and miracles 

You really believe all this stuff? You're hysterical! 

I've got the libido to continue to beat ya 

But our time is up, Teresa 

[Outro:] 

WHO WON? 

WHO'S NEXT? 

YOU DECIDE! 

EPIC raAAAapPPPp BATTLES OF HISTORY!