Michael Jackson Vs Elvis Presley Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 

Elvis Presley 

V.S. 

Michael Jackson 

BEGIN! 

Oooh 

Elvis Presley as I live and breath 

You stole rock and roll 

Gave us rockabilly cheese 

You dance like an epileptic 

Nothing but left feet 

I've seen it every record you set 

Man I beat it 

Here's a tip 

Don't swallow a bucket of drugs 

So you won't die on the toilet 

Dropping hunks of Burning Love 

I'm Bad 

I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up 

Call me Ed Sullivan 

Shoot you from the waist up 

Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede 

Even in death 

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I go platinum on Blu-Ray 

Spitting out hits since I was six years old 

I'm the King of Pop 

You're the King of Jelly Rolls 

Well I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap 

You ain't got half the badass battle raps that I have 

I got one for your monkey 

Two for your clothes 

Three for your family and four for your nose 

You better surrender talkin' about them ABC's 

Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees 

This is the big time, Jacko 

No dress rehearsal 

I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial 

I can tell you're angry but I can't comprehend it 

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I stole from black culture 

Why are you offended? 

Your Daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy 

Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony 

Ohhh 

It's about time for a Thriller 

Didn't lose any chocolate 

I just added vanilla 

I'm going Off The Wall 

I won't stop 'til I get enough 

Whooping your big fat ass 

With my shiny glove 

How you gonna talk about the birds and bees 

When you met your own wife when she was only 14 

Then you made one daughter 

She (Ah) came to me 

I took her to my Neverland Ranch 

To Hee-Hee 

You shoulda stayed in the army dude 

Shamone 

Even Tito looks better than you 

I'm singing 

aaaahhhhhh 

You're singing 

Don't be cruel 

There's only one crown baby 

Let the one King rule 

You're a creeper dude 

You like to grab your own wanger 

I only let you marry my daughter 

Cause I knew you'd never bang her 

You think you're tough? 

Man, you look like Tootie 

I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie 

You lost your damn mind 

That's why they cast you in The Wiz 

You're like a sad white woman 

Who never got to be a kid 

I'm out before you try to hold me and free your willy 

Later weirdo 

Elvis is leaving the building 

Who won? 

Who's next? 

You decide!