Master Chief Vs Leonidas Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

Spartans! Ho 

Let's start this! Ho 

Show this petty officer who's the hardest! Ho 

The biggest mistake that you've ever made 

I'll toss you like a frag grenade 

I'll stomp you in the face 

With my sandals enraged 

And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade 

Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers 

Jerking off to games gives themselves First Person Shooters 

Your armor's hard but my abs are harder 

You're in my hood now chief 

THIS IS SPARTA! 

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Not, so, fast 

Cortana says you're Greek. So why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass? 

They built a monument to my sins 

You're the soldier they need you to be 

Ain't no way that you can beat me 

Even my initials spell MC 

While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon 

Took a campaign to your house and showed your Queen my Plasma cannon 

They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly 

You will not enjoy this 

But it will be over quickly 

Ha! I've had better battles with my 6-year old son 

I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these Guns 

I'm King! 

You sleep in a freezer in outer space 

I'd look you in the eyes but you're too much of a bitch to show your face! 

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You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone 

Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome! 

300 asses need a kickin' 

Get more tea bags than Lipton 

So why don't you quit your bitchin'? 

My trigger finger's itching