John Lennon Vs Bill O'reilly Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

Lennon: Help, you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle! 

Why're you pissed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle? 

You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower! 

You need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour! 

Everytime I watch your show, all you do is scream at me, 

And your face looks like a shit I took, high on LSD, 

I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks, 

I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick. 

O'Reilly: You fucking long hair, living in your yellow submarine, 

Well you're about to get sunk by the white wing: political machine, 

Stop your presses Lennon, you call me MISTER Bill O'Reilly! 

When it comes to squashin' libes I come recommended highly! 

You're weak, between you and me there's no comparison, 

I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently just like George Harrison! 

You're Paul McCartney's bitch, with his talented Ringo, 

And when your brothers suck George Bush's dick, then you'll go "Oh Noes!" 

Lennon: Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free, 

I'll take Maxwell's super hammer, and give you a lobotomy! 

I'm tired of how you steam, to stir the people up, 

Why don't you just take a vacation, and shut the fuck up! 

O'Reilly: 'Cause I'm evil, 

Hard black-a-dent on Cheeto, 

Ten thousand dollar shoes I used to stomp out a Beatle, 

Don't tell me to shut the fuck up. That's how I survive! 

Now here's Sting, right?...Fuck it, we'll do it live! 

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