Guy Fawkes Vs Che Guevara Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

[Intro] 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 

GUY FAWKES 

VS 

CHE GUEVARA 

BEGIN! 

[Che Guevara] 

Guevara the terror, fresh Kangol wearer 

Ill rhyme slayer from the 60's era 

Revolting heavy metal rebel blood spiller 

Me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers 

I'm known worldwide for my steely-eyed look 

You're famous cause of Alan Moore's third best book 

All the children say we will be like Che 

Asthmatic, but I'll take your breath away (wooo!) 

You tried to rebel against James the first 

Here's a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse! 

I got my face on a magnet on your roommate's fridge 

Your head is on a spike up on London Bridge! 

You had one job cabrón, to strike a matchstick 

Got caught with a fuse like your bars, not lit 

You should have stayed anonymous Epic Fail Guy 

Treat this battle like the gallows and take another dive 

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[Guy Fawkes] 

As a communist it must really hurt 

That your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched 

Being plastered on posters, coasters, and shirts 

Making capitalists rich off of you on merch 

Right, I'm a pious man and I fight for the lord 

I would cut you but I don't want your sweat on my sword 

I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name 

And listening to you felt pretty much the same (oooh!) 

Face it Ernesto, you're Castro but less so 

He's Cuba Commander you're more of the Destro 

Revolt all you want I don't give two Guy Fawkes 

But look at Venezuela what you're fighting for sucks 

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[Che Guevara] 

Sucks? Guy, you died for the Catholics 

A group with a bad touching little boys habit 

And this porn star pilgrim look what's up with that? 

It's more like V for very bad hat 

Oh! What's the Fawkes say now? 

(KA! KA KA KA KA-KA!) 

When they cut your junk out 

I'm the hardest Marxist ever graced a banknote 

You're an error prone terrorist penny for the scapegoat 

[Guy Fawkes] 

Don't try to boast 'bout your banknotes with Guido 

You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito 

This very battle disproves your communist initiative 

These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed (aah!) 

I'm Catholic I've got mass when I'm rapping 

You're an ump-Che, that's Bay of Pigs latin 

After what just happened you should retire 

Is it the 5th of November? Cause I'm on fire! 

[Outro] 

WHO WON? 

WHO'S NEXT? 

YOU DECIDE! 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!