Dr Seuss Vs Shakespeare Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

Shakespeare: 

Come bite my thumb 

I hope you know the stakes 

I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades 

then ask what light through yonder poser breaks? 

I hath been iambic on that ass ye bastard 

My rhymes are classic, your crap is drafted by kindergartner high on acid ye hoebag 

You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads egads it's so sad 

and to top it off you're not a doctor 

I've never seen a softer author you crook. you 

I bet you wrote the 'Twilight" books too 

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Dr Seuss (Cat In The Hat) 

I would not could not on a boat read any of the boring ass plays you wrote 

Even Horton doesn't want to hear you and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you 

You bore people to death, you leave a classroom lookin' like the end of MacBeth 

I entertain a child of any age 

You gotta translate what you say on the opposite page 

How you gonna battle with the Cat In The Hat? 

Little kids get scared when I step on the mat, you think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that? 

I got a best selling book about me coming back 

Shakespeare 

I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of features 

You're pathetically predictable you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it 

I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers 

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Dr Seuss (Cat In The Hat) 

You rap fast you do, yes you rap fast its true 

Now lets see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2 

(Things 1 and 2) 

Oh. No. 

We'll smash your globe 

yo. you may have wrote the script but now we running the show 

You can take your fancy words and send'em back home to your mama break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas 

Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs, we'll break offa your legs make no mistakes we in a rage 

All does not end well when we bust out our cage you getting upstaged Bill. 

Yo. you just got played!