Deadpool Vs. Boba Fett Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

Oh, is it me? 

Well here's my first issue 

I barely even know enough about you to diss you 

But you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up 

And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up? 

That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas 

Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas 

I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa 

Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba 

I'm tight, you're mad baggy 

I'm toned, you're so flappy 

Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy 

Somebody outta put a bounty on that cape 

Maaaybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your face 

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Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1, cause your style makes me spacesick 

And your bars are like your old pal Cable: fucking basic 

I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't quit running that lip off 

Bitch, who you calling clone, you're a Deathstroke rip-off 

You stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons 

You got Wolverine's powers, man, you're comic sloppy seconds 

That Dr. Killbrew dude needs to go back to med school 

Cause right now you're no good to me, Deadpool 

Ooooh, what's that? A missile backpack 

Well I guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacks 

Presenting the most overrated character anyone ever saw 

With five lines in the trilogy, and one of them was "AAAH!" 

I only need five lines, cause I look fucking great 

You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face 

But you're worth a lot to me if I bring you back dead 

Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head 

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Who you calling schizophrenic? You've got two different voices! 

You're like your holiday special: Full of bad choices 

You think your chimichanga's hot, but you couldn't be milder 

You should've made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder 

And the coolest things about you got straight-up abandoned 

You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your canon 

So maybe don't talk about movies cause you've got dick to say 

Wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar and go far far away 

I'm a legend, you're a trend, you ain't got half the skills I got 

I'll beat your ass with one eye closed: Boba Fetty Wap 

And then I'll call Domino's, she likes what I'm shaking 

She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon 

Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who's blasting foes 

I come equipped with a full set of sick Mandalorian flows 

Everybody knows you got that power of regeneration 

Now run home and heal from this disintegration