Bob Ross Vs Pablo Picasso Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 

BOB ROSS 

V.S 

PABLO PICASSO 

BEGIN! 

Picasso: I am the greatest 

the modern art Muhammed Ali. 

I melt faces 

call me MC Dali. 

Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap. 

You're the PBS version of Nickelback. 

But I think you must be a genius 

because with zero training 

you made millions teaching people how to suck at painting. 

Why don't you go home and beat your brush, you chump? 

I could make better art with my wiener 

Lump. 

Ross: I'm so glad you could join me today. 

So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint. 

You're a moddy little genius 

always so serious. 

I know 

you must be on your Blue Period. 

Your work is melancholic. 

I'm painting happy little trees. 

Call me Jackson Pollack 

because I scatter MC's 

with the voice that soothes 

so let's do this. 

I twist you up like you're Rubik's cubist. 

Picasso: Don't use that word 

like you know what it is. 

You painted 30, 000 pictures of 

bushes and sticks. 

Does your audience know 

that you stole your whole show? 

You just ripped off your teacher 

and added an afro. 

My name is 

Pable Diego 

José Francisco de Paula 

Juan Nepomuceno María 

de los Remidios Cipriano 

de la Santísima Trinidad 

Ruiz y Picasso. 

Back 

to 

you 

Bob. 

Ross: Bob is droppin' bombs like this is Guernica. 

Served 20 years. 

Air Force 

United States of America. 

My technique will make your mistress weep. 

Elbow drop her dreams 

I go deep. 

And I 

keep it mellow 

like so cadmium yellow. 

I'm a bright like titanium white 

kind of fellow. 

Don't believe in mistakes. 

Unless you step to me. 

Yo Pablo 

you just got your happy little ass beat. 

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