Barack Obama Vs Mitt Romney Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts 

I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super PACs 

We all know what went down in that 2008 election 

You're a decent politician with a winning complexion 

You're all Barack and no bite, been no change and we're all still hoping 

That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open 

You're from the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards 

But come January, you'll be left evicted and with no job 

Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase 

Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days 

You see this silver spoon, this dug Mass out of debt 

Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%! 

You feel that Barry? You're old news, everyone's having doubts 

And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about 

Call me a vicious businessman cause Romney's stealing this race 

I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face! 

They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left 

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Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress 

You've got the momma jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face 

So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake! 

Republicans need a puppet and you fit 

Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt! 

I'm the head of state, you're like a head of cabbage 

'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package 

You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me 

I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me 

I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half 

Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass! 

Whatever, that 40% thing got you real mad 

What, did it remind you how many decent parents you had? 

Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get crazy 

If the White House has a first, second, and a third lady! 

Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! What are you doing? 

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You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing! 

Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it twisted 

We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it 

Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a stuttering communist 

Oh yeah? We'll you're stupid 

You're stupid! 

Nuh-uh! 

EERRGGG! 

EEEERRRR! 

CAAWW! 

By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird 

The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds! 

You, I wanna like you, don't talk about change just do it! 

I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it! 

And you, moneybags, you're a pancake, you're flip-floppity 

It's a country, not a company, you can play like Monopoly! 

I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals! 

Of the people, by the people, for the people 

Eagle!