Ride My Monster Lyrics - Enter The Haggis

Across the loch 

On the mountain side 

there lives a lovely lassie I would see tonight 

But I haven't got an automobile... 

And my bicycle has got a broken wheel... 

So... I'll.. be.. 

Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again 

My monster's always with me 

He's my very special friend 

I'm going to see my lassie Sue Magoo 

And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too 

When I was wee 

At the age of three 

That's when I noticed that there was a monster 

Very close to me 

Though at that time 

he was only small 

We grew together and now 

He has grown quite tall 

So... I'll.. be.. 

Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again 

My monster's always with me 

He's my very special friend 

I'm going to see my lassie Sue Magoo 

And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too 

And now I am 

A big strappin' man 

And Sue Magoo and I go riding every chance we can 

And together we three road the swails 

And one day we had wedding bells 

But ten years later 

Well, things did change 

'Cause Sue got angry and she had my monster rearranged 

And although once we were unseperable 

The damage was irrepreble 

And now he's floating in a mason jar 

And I swear I see him dancing when I'm playing my guitar... 

So... I'll.. be.. 

Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again 

My monster's always with me 

He's my very special friend 

I'm going to see my lassie Sue Magoo 

And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too 

Across the loch 

With my monster jock