The Handbag War Lyrics - Emma Forman

You look at me like I'm the one that stole the shine away from the sun 

then gone and turned the rain on 

It's not my fault your hair is getting wet after you spent an hour doing it 

so solve the problem just go bald 

So now you take a swipe at me with your handbag you miss 

and fall flat laughing to the ground 

Now you're really paved at me 

you stare at me like I'm the one that just stole your last peice of bubblegum 

Oh yeah now it's war 

the handbag war 

Oh yeah now it's war 

the hangbag war 

Your beedy eyes get on my nerves 

you stare at me until insanity claims me as it's own 

so I throw my shoe at you aim for your head and pray that it will knock you out 

Your bestfriend jumps on my back, she is biting and pulling at my hair 

All the guys they think it's great finally the girls are getting down 

and sorting all their issues 

oh my god now it's war 

the handbag war 

Oh yeah now it's war 

Handbags at 50 paces 

I hate you and hate me 

so now we are kinda even 

Friday ends suddenly 

when passing drag queens jump in 

and we are both beaten to a pulp 

oh my god now it's war 

the handbag war 

Oh yeah now it's war 

the handbag war 

war