A Grouch Lyrics - Emma Forman

If I can't have you I'm going to retire from life and become a full time grouch 

I'll live in a silver trash can and I'll call your name and moan about why I didn't win your heart and I shoulda won your heart 

And I loved you much more than nobody else could ever love you more 

A grouch, oh oh, I'll become a grouch if I can't have you 

That's what I'll do 

A full time grouch and I'll moan about everything that sucks in this world because without you there's no meaning to anything 

I might as well just become a professional grouch and live in a trash can and do nothing but moan 

If I can't have you I'm going to embark on a career as a professional grouch 

And I'll live in my silver trash can I'll moan about the world and how it sucks without you 

And then oh you shouldn't be with anyone else 

Oh if I can't have you I'm just going to become a professional grouch 

I'll live in my silver trash can and I'll moan about how the world sucks without you 

It's true 

I can't think of a good reason not to be with you cos you are the only thing good in this world