Tim Westwood Freestyle Lyrics - Eminem

I Wasn't Born Mean I Was Pushed To Stretch It, 

I Walk The Streets Looking For Some Puss To Fetch Me 

I'm Like A Vegi Brains Turn The Mush Im Edgie 

Edgie Enough To Give Regie Bush A Wedgie 

If He Dont Give Me Kim Things Could Get Messy 

So Pass It Ass To Me Let Me Squish The Left Cheek 

And Push Against The Right One Till Its Smushed Against Me 

And Leave A Dead Body In The Woods 

The Mc, With The Christopher Reef Beef 

We Started Off On The Wrong Foot 

Or Should I Say Fake Leg Made Out Of Wood I Shouldnt 

Yes I Should Riding Through The Hood Im Chilling With Westwood Im Quite Mellow 

A White Fellow 

My Pee Is Bright Yellow 

I Like Jellow, Im Like Hello 

To A Cute Little Dyke On The Mic Im Kinda Like 

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Me And West Wood Blastin Off 

Jackin Off In A Pair Acid Washs 

Bumpin Asher Roth 

Cruisin Drastic Til I Damn Near Crash The Car 

Try Ta Smash Em Of Of The Dash 

Hit The Over Pass 

Went Off, Over The Bridge 

Into On Coming Traffic Caused 

A Massive Fourty-two Car Pile Up 

Not A Scratch At All 

Hopped Up Holding An Axe And Saw 

Jason Mask Is Off 

And My Face Is Plastered In Tobasco Sauce 

Spittin Flame Kickin Fire Out Ya Ass 

Ya Lil Fag You Can Pass It On Or Battery Acid Dawg 

You Dont Wanna Get My Ass Ticked Of 

Im Harder Than Playing Basketball 

While Im Going Through Cracc Withdrawls 

Dick So Big Its Like Elastic 

I Tie It In A Knot And It Looks Like Mr. Fantastic 

Crossed The Path Of Plastic Man With A Drastic Force 

Put My Penis On Classic Sports. 

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Once Again It's The Sinister Cynical Minister Shady 

Kryptonite To Superman He's A Dentist To Amy 

Administer Of The Pain 

Just Finished Huffin The Paint 

And Muffled The Fumes Like It 

Was Nothin Because It Ain't 

Anything In His His Way 

His Enemies He Just Slays 

His Venom He Sprays 

Reaches Like Beams Of Energy Rays 

Menecing Stance 

He Plans Making The Hairs All On The Back Of Your Neck Stand 

Like Dracula Yep 

Spectacular Rep He's A Tarantula 

Gargantuan Yeah Angela 

So I Command You To Start Dancin 

Part Manson Part Hannibal 

Part Mechanical Shark Throwin 

Animal Parts At Scarlett Johannson 

Enter My Gas Chamber 

Ya Gangster? My Ass 

He's Got His Fangs To Your Neck 

He's Set To Strangle Your Ass Hater 

Your Facin A Task Greater 

He's Chasin Your Ass 

He's Got His Face In A Mask 

And Blood Stains On His Glass Table 

I'm Checking The Exposure 

Of Photos And Be Exposing 

Myself Locked Inside Of A Cozy Hotel Posing 

With Or Without Clothing 

Next To The Decomposing 

Bodies Eroding While I'm Dosing Off 

Overdosing 

Windows Opening Shutting 

Doors Opening Closing 

I Think There's A Ghost 

Too Much Hydrocodone And Codeine 

I Was Only Supposed To Swallow Half 

I Took The Whole Thing 

I'm Not Joking 

I Think I Just Snorted My Nosering 

I Need A Drink I'm Standing Over The Sink Hosing 

Myself Self Loathing Cause I'm On The Brink Closely 

I Don't Wanna Think 

This'll Make Everything Rosy 

Beverly Sings Scream While I'm Severing 

Three Toesies 

Totally Frozen While I Close In 

I'm Yodelling Rosyyyyyy Won't You Come Out To Play 

No Sense Wasting Time 

Cutting And Pasting Headlines Of The Papers 

Making Shrines Of My Crimes And Capers 

My Words Are Whirlwinds 

I Murdered My Girlfriends 

Go To Europe And Put Neruphins In My Syrup 

And Stirred Them 

You've Never Heard Them Like This 

So Don't Encourage Them 

The Neurosurgeon Coke Lyrics 

And Lyrics Worsen 

The Kind Of Person 

To Get Katie Couric To Curse And 

Eighty Spirits Of Ladies Get Shady Murdered The Virgin 

Crazy Turn Of The Events That He Emerged 

To Go To The World And reeled in The Children 

Load Them Into The Building 

And Kill'm And Bury Them In The Mud 

And Mildew And He Will Do What He Feels 

And Still Will Spit Drawin The Gold Like Rumplestilskin 

Cotton And Silk, Motrin And Tylenol Three Pills 

The Real Slim Shady's Entered The Buildin 

Nothin But Crumpled Leaves And Tumbleweeds Up In This Bitch, Mildred 

He's Amped With It He Still Shouldn't Be Healed 

There's No One As Sick As He 

Emcees Will Get Free Friekazied On The Grill.