Roman's Revenge Lyrics - Eminem

I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin 

So far ahead, these bums is laggin' 

See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin' 

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon 

Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin' 

So f*ck I look like gettin' back to a has-been? 

Yeah, I said it, has-been 

Hang it up, flatscreen 

(Haha) Plasma 

Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma 

I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine 

I got bars, sentence'n 

I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt 

And I'll kick that hoe, punt 

Forced trauma, blunt 

You play the back, bitch, I'm in the front 

You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it 

Nicki Minaj is who you ain't fuckin' with 

You li'l brag a lot, I beat you with a pad-a-lock 

I am a movie, camera block 

You outta work, I know it's tough 

But enough is enough 

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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon 

(Eminem) 

I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain 

A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame 

Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain 

An eraser for a head, fuckin' pencil for a frame 

You don't like it then peel off, bitch 

Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off, and I still wouldn't f*ck you, slut 

So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off 

Get the wheels turnin', spin, and wheel off 

Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod 

Quit hollerin' "Why, God?" He ain't got shit to do with it 

Bygones'll never be bygones, so won't be finished swallowin' my wad 

I ain't finished blowin' it, nice bra 

Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch 

Life's hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad 

With fake tits and a bad dye job 

Who just spit in my f*ckin' face and called me a f*ckin' tightwad 

So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod 

And caught her stealin' my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed 

Set up the camera and pissed twice on her 

Look, two pees and a tripod! 

The moral to the story is, life's treatin' you like dry sod? 

Kick it back in its face, my God 

It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd 

But don't ask why, bitch (Ask why not) 

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The wo-world is my punchin' bag and 

If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots 

Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me 

Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it 

Like a, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

You fell off, off, they musta bumped your wagon 

You musta went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end 

I told you to stay in your lane, you just jumped in traffic 

(Nicki Minaj) 

(I-I-I-I-Is) Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you bitches on? 

Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone? 

Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho 

Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow 

(Ni-ni-ni) "Nicki, she's just mad 'cause you took the spot" 

Word, that bitch mad 'cause I took the spot? 

Well, bitch, if you ain't shittin', then get off the pot 

Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top 

I-I-I-I hear them mumblin', I hear the cacklin' 

I got 'em scared, shook, panickin' 

Overseas, church, Vatican 

You at a stand, still, mannequin 

You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? 

I'm the motherfuckin' boss, overwrite 

And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike 

Now all my niggas gettin' buck, overbite 

I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi's 

Raggedy-ass, hoes in your knee-highs 

I call the play, now do you see why? 

These bitches callin' me Manning, Eli 

(Manning, Eli!) Ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, Manning, Eli 

These bitches callin' me (Manning, Eli) 

(Eminem) 

A-a-a-a-all you li'l f*****s can suck it 

No home, but I'ma stick it to 'em likeigerator magnets 

And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend 

Yeah, look who's back again, bitch, keep actin' as if 

You have the same passion that I have 

Yeah, right, still hungry, my ass 

You assdicks had gastric bypass 

Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass 

And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids (Eyelash!) 

Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a f*ckin' balcony 

'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass 

You know what time it is, so why ask? 

When Shady and Nicki's worlds class 

It's (high class) meets (white trash) 

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon 

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon 

Roman! Roman! 

Stop it, stop it! 

You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad! 

You and this boy Slim Shady! 

What's goin' on? 

They'll lock you away! 

They'll put you in a jail cell! 

I promise! 

Take your mother's warning, Roman 

Pleaaaaaaase 

Back to bed! Run along! 

Let's go! Come on! 

Wash your mouth out with soap, boys